Those poor pussies in the House of Commons.  Can you imagine having to concentrate on what you're being paid to do, for eight whole hours?  Sorry, six!

I'm not antigovernment.  It's just that when you've got the NDP chanting "2015!  2015!" across the aisle, while the Cons chant back "Carbon tax!  Carbon tax!", it's pretty obvious every horse in the race is doped.

I don't want to vote for evil, and I also don't want to vote for dumb.  In dumb versus evil, the only victory is to reaffirm your sanity by turning to your neighbor and going, "Dude, we've got to do something."