So a Liberal, a Green and an NDP'er come on The House with Evan Solomon.  Sounds like the start of a funny joke, right?

They are talking about co-operation between non-CPC parties.  A topic very dear to my heart!  Yeah!!  Let's heave Steve and stop the water from rising.  That's the most important thing, right?  Then we can get back to being the greatest country in the world!!  We can come together to do this!!!  Go Canada!!!!  Alright, what do they have to say?  Coalition party?

Evan:  Can political parties set aside their differences, and collaborate in an election campaign?

Liberal Joyce Murray:  "Well, we're running a great candidate, and we want everyone to..."  Completely missing the point, off in their own little narcissistic, sycophantic world.

NDP Megan Leslie:  "We've got to defeat Stephen Harper at this crucial moment in history... so we can change the electoral system."  Whaaat!?!

Green Elizabeth May:  "Our Party is run by our membership, and during our last convention we passed a number of resolutions permitting co-operation..."

Me:  Yes, yes??

Green:  "... With the goal of changing the electoral system."  Aww!

Maybe it would be nice to come up with another electoral system, but THAT'S NOT THE BIGGEST FISH WE HAVE TO FRY RIGHT NOW.  So FUCK ALL OF YOU.  WE NEED TO RECLAIM OUR COUNTRY FROM CPC PUPPET MASTERS.  SO WHY DON'T YOU COMMUNIST SHITS JUST CO-OPERATE?  And why are we talking "one-time co-operation" NOW when it could have happened in the last election?  NONE OF THIS ANGUISH WAS IN ANY WAY NECESSARY.  I'll say that again: NONE OF THIS ANGUISH WAS IN ANY WAY NECESSARY.

These people are all lying, manipulative actors.  Worried that the pie might get smaller for politicians.  That is what sets policy; that and warm and fuzzy feelings of being smart and righteous.